holding steady.™

i recently made a list (because i felt it was necessary) of things that i felt i would need to know before getting “serious” with someone. i refer to sex, mostly for witticism’s sake.  

1. full name
2. birth sex
3. original hair color
4. shoe size
5. right/left-handed?
6. favorite color
7. smells that make you nauseous
8. favorite food
9. least favorite food
10. dairy/sugary allergy
11. favorite genre of film
12. # of previous sexual partners (60% for health reasons, 40% nosiness)
13. # of previous relationships
14. seinfeld or frasier?
15. britney or christina?
16. any children?
17. education thusfar?
18. favorite body part
19. do you enjoy fishing?
20. how long can you hold your breath?
21. # of stuffed animals you own
22. most alcohol consumed in a single circumstance
23. have you ever been in love?
24. favorite band/singer at the moment
25. least favorite body part
26. last time you went to a cultural event
27. mcdonalds or taco bell?
28. favorite clothing item
29. birth date
30. are you afraid of the dark?
31. how much time do you spend on your computer?
32. number or relationships/sexual encounters that have ended with you no longer speaking to the person
33. number of contacts in your cell phone address book
34. have you ever been married?
35. do you believe in God?
36. foreign countries visited in the past year
37. tattoos?
38. dogs or cats?
39. thunder or lightening?
40. how do you get around (mode of transportation)?
41. last time you had sex
42. who do you think won the 2000 election?
43. favorite ice cream flavor
44. longest amount of time spent on the phone
45. until what age did you believe in santa claus?
46. are you a waxer?
47. mac or windows?
48. favorite spectator sport
49. # of living grandparents
50. do you have an idea of what you would ultimately like to do with your life?