how to recover from a hangover

-a toilet

-several painkillers (ibuprofen, exedrin migraine and aleve are all acceptable)

-pepto bismal swallowable tablets (because who can swallow nasty pink shit without wanting to throw up more?)

-chicken strips (i prefer publix’s)

-some kind of fruit (today, it was peaches and bananas) or fruit smoothies (bolthouse farms)

-chex mix or some other super salty snack

-pilsbury toaster scrambles (i like the bacon ones)

-soothing music (i.e. yeasayer, or the dan brown audiobooks…or both)

-funny tv shows (i.e. 30 rock, will and grace)

-good friends. :-)