the ten worst things that could ever happen*
*to me, obviously.
(only the first three are in order, the rest just came to me)
- being burned alive by the Ku Klux Klan
- having sex with a man
- being raped by a man
- becoming a paraplegic
- being roommates with Taylor Swift
- getting sucked into a space vacuum
- being Catholic
- having an appendage chopped off with a butcher’s cleaver
- drowning
- going to prison
